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Justin Bieber featuring 2 Chainz, Mac Miller and Asher Roth - Boyfriend (Remix)
man after one of them bitches flew off and hit me in my face that was the last time i ever played with this shit
(Source: shannonbruno)
"Forget getting shot nine times, I bleed monthly. An original gangsta. "
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Elizabeth Acevedo, Language Lesson
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One Day I’ll Find A Guy…Cute Enough To Be Tumblr Famous…Smart Enough To Understand Memes and Me…Cool Enough To Watch Disney Movies And Recite The Songs…And Silly Enough To Love Me
(Source: naturallyfreckled)
My mother cries to this movie.
Every time.
No matter how many damn times she watches it.
(Source: jewahl)
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Remember this Rihanna and she sounded like this?
- Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
- Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
- Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
- Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
- Tumblr: PORN?
- Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
- Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
- Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
- Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
- Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
GHETTO TRANSLATIONS 101
- #1 “I’m around da corner.” = I’m 45 minutes away
- #2 "We in Dis Bitch!" = We Will be attending the event
- #3 Free my nigggaaa" = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free to him because he is my friend
- #4 "so you Mad?" = "it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn't seem like a big deal to me
- #5 "you wasnt with me shootin in the gym" = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form
- #6 Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?
- #7 Im Bout To Go Ham = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions
- #8 "I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.
- #9 You Tryna Chill? = I Really Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No
- #10 "I'm chillin tonight" = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity."
- # 11 "you aint bout that life" = your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!
- #12 Sh*t just got real! = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!
omfg Megan its usand so I discover why my generation is so weird
I will not never reblog
Steve was an inspiration to us all!
I was curious, so I googled him.
I…what…
And then there’s this.
(Source: skyerockett)
